February 2012
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annefranksgasmask:
Hugo is like Adele at the Grammys
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1612th:
what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
and then theres that one who's made just for you. waiting to find you.
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Imagine I dated one of the boys. You guys can be...
“I followed her once”
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100newfears:
ᙢᗰᙢ ᙡᖺᗩ♈ᙅᖺᗩ ᔕᗩᎩ
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Person: Your favorite band sucks.
Police: So your saying they died because they felt like falling down the stairs. And why?
Me: YOLO
afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
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getdirtydolaundry:
confessabehr:
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